Predictable Playgirl Cover! “Levi Johnston Goes Rogue” (PICS!)

Plus! Lots of! Exclamation! Points! The Shoot, The Interview, The Scandal ALL INSIDE! PLUS! Levi Dishes on the Palins, Fatherhood & STRIPPING DOWN!

There was a time, mere months ago, when everyone cared about Levi Johnston‘s Playgirl appearance. (Those were the days.) It’s fair to say, though, that at this point the flame hardly flickers. After all, we all here on the internet really milked this one: wondering if it would really happen, looking to historical precedents and, of course, ogling at the (penis-less!) product.

There are no words left, so here, enjoy:


But wait, doesn’t this magazine no longer exist in print form? Or did they bring it back just for this prince? Ah, well — either way, the clock is at 14:59:58 and we’d better be going.

(via Gawker, who managed to muster the creative energy to mock this cover further)

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