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Bill Maher Asks If SCOTUS Deciding Whether Criteria For Marriage Is ‘Ejaculating In A Vagina’

HBO’s Real Time host Bill Maher took to Twitter last night to weigh in on the Supreme Court hearings over California’s “Prop 8” same-sex marriage ban and the Defense of Marriage Act.

“Listening to Supremes on whether Marriage is a magic word earned only [by] ejaculating in a vagina…jeez!” he wrote, dismissing the reasons social conservatives believe same-sex couples cannot be officially recognized as “married” under the law.

“How bout we call it Gay Narriage?” he offered as an alternative title.

A little while later, he followed up with another suggestion: the government should use the title “marriage” for “straight, gay, circus animals, whatever” while the heterosexual marriages are referred to as “Marriage Classic”:

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