Colbert: Trump Is Realizing Every Teenager’s Fantasies About Becoming a Billionaire

Stephen Colbert realized last night, thanks to a particularly weird Donald Trump Instagram post, that he’s just living out every fantasy of teenagers around the country who dream of being billionaires.

See, Trump celebrated officially clinching enough delegates on the Republican side by eating McDonald’s on Trump Force One and posting a photo of it. And so, Colbert said, “Trump has officially turned into what every teenager imagines being a billionaire is like.”

“Oh I’m totally gonna get a private jet and eat McDonald’s on it!” Colbert intoned. “I’ll marry a bunch of models, and if that gets boring, I’ll just become president, it’s gonna be so fucking cool!”

But a little later on, Colbert made it clear that while Trump may think like a teen, he has the mouth of a child.

Watch above, via CBS.

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