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And Now, Romney Weighs In With A Newt/Virginia Analogy: ‘Lucille Ball At The Chocolate Factory’

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It appears that Newt Gingrich has created a monster. Comparing his own inability to get himself on the Republican primary ballot in Virginia to Pearl Harbor has opened the floodgates for a vast array of over-the-top comparisons, from Charles Krauthammer‘s reference to the Battle of Hastings to Ari Melber harkening Oklahoma City. So we understand how Mitt Romney couldn’t resist comparing this disaster to something, albeit a much more comical, tame scenario.

RELATED: Million Dollar Historian Newt Gingrich Compares Virginia Ballot Failure To Pearl Harbor

Politico caught up with Romney today on the campaign trail and asked about the fundamentally historic analogy Romney’s team birthed this weekend, and Romney had some good humor about it. Romney, at a campaign event in New Hampshire, made two quips about the Gingrich affair (the ballot one, get your head out of the gutter). One was a simple “I’m on the ballot in Virginia,” as if that were the new bar Republican candidates must now meet. The second was slightly more creative:

Then asked by a reporter about the former speaker’s inability to garner the signatures needed by the commonwealth, Romney went at Gingrich harder.

“I think he compared that to.. Pearl Harbor,” Romney said. “I think its more like Lucille Ball at the chocolate factory. So, I mean, you know, you gotta get it organized.”

This is probably the most intentionally funny thing Romney has said on the campaign trail, and sets a pretty good precedent: compare any and all Gingrich gaffes to I Love Lucy episodes. “Right-wing social engineering?” Just like Lucy making a u-turn in the Holland Tunnel. Child janitors? Vitameatavegamin. For the sake of the comedy in a now Herman Cain-less campaign, we hope Romney keeps this up.

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  • Gloves H. W. Donahue

    How did Fred Mertz get such a hot young babe as Ethel?

  • Anonymous

    Mitt’s fascination with chocolate and balls makes me think he misses Herman Cain.

  • Pablo

    Clever, but dated.

    For the kids, the classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NPzLBSBzPI&feature=related

  • Pablo

    Your fascination with with genitalia makes me think you need someone dashing to manhandle you. NTTAWWT.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve read that when “I Love Lucy” was going into production, Vivian Vance was not at all happy with the choice of the much-older-appearing William Frawley as her husband.  He was born in 1887, before sound motion pictures even! 

  • Anonymous

    It always looked like Fred was in danger of being swallowed whole by his trousers. 

  • huffnnoccupyn

    Did Mitt just call Lucy an oompa-loompa?

  • Anonymous

    Lucille Ball’s hair was the most oompa-loompa thing about her–as her skill with chocolatiering demonstrates.

  • Charles Ulysses Feney

    “Never attribute to a conspiracy that which can easily be explained by incompetence !”

    Rummy’s Rule

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_76F7SAA3N35X4IBY5BGVQML2YM James

    Why not the Yellow Kid? How about the powdered wig jokeathon in penny dreadfuls?

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