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Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue Only Five Chapters Long

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091111005852resized_sarahpalinbookWe have entered the official Sarah Palin Going Rogue countdown. Come next week it is going to be all Sarah Palin, all the time, till at least Christmas. Probably more like 2012. So enjoy these last day’s of relative Palin calm before the storm while you can. Or! Take an advanced look at what Palin’s much-anticipated memoir contains, courtesy of Time‘s Mark Halperin.

  • The book is only five chapters long. However, they are apparently long chapters.
  • There is, not surprisingly, “some score settling with McCain aides she believes ill-served her (names will be named).”
  • Sarah Palin hates the national media.
  • Also, despite having a ghost writer the book has a “a warm and personal tone, written in Palin’s own voice.”
  • Not yet disclosed: LEVI JOHNSTON.

We’ll update with more details when we get them. If you happen to be someone with a copy of the book, we’d love to hear from you!

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  • TfT

    “Only five chapters”; “Ghost Writer”. Boy Glynnis sure is jealous of Palin’s success. I note Glynnis is silent on the despicable Olbermann story. Hmmmmmmm. Does Glynnis endorse Olbermann’s sliminess? Silence is concurrence where I come from.

    Halperin said “there is a hearty bashing of the national media” to which Glynnis concludes “Palin hates the national media”.

    You skipped this party Glynis:
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    Once source who has seen “Going Rogue” says it does not include an index. That would give Palin a subtle revenge on the party’s Washington establishment, whose members tend to flip to the back pages and scan for their own names. If they want to know what Sarah Palin has to say about them, they will have to buy the book—and read the whole thing.
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    haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Adkins/1585417987 Bill Adkins

    The big question -will it come with a box of crayons? That’s the level of discourse I expect from Sarah Palin.

  • marquis

    Bill, that shit was so funny, man how do you come up with these zingers!? I’ve never seen a woman send these bittchass liberals into a psychotic frenzy like Mrs. Palin. You know anyone who set off these d-bags is on to something.

  • Ted

    I think the real questions is whether or not Palin actually comprehends her own book. I say the odds are pretty long. I think she would have trouble comprehending a pimple on Rush Limbaughs bulbous ass.

    But I this is all speculation based on historical Sarah Palin stupidity, so who knows.

  • germ

    Gee, Ted, I bet you believe Sarah exclaimed, “I can see Russia from my house!”

  • TfT

    I love how Sarah drives these lefties off the deep end. At least she didn’t say there were 57 states, or that she had a three letter word for us: jobs! LOL Nope, those are the idiotic statements of the POTUS and VPOTUS.

    PS: Bill Ayers wrote Obama’s book.

  • Ted

    germ – Actually I believe she said “I can see rush hour from my house.” Either way she is clearly a big dope who could not put a coherent thought together let alone a complete sentence…or an incomplete sentence for that matter. YOU BETHCHA!!

  • ImNotBlue

    Ted says:
    November 11, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Nope… it’s clear Ted doesn’t know the difference between Sarah Palin, and Tina Fey. I’ve often wondered how much these guys on the left know about reality. I can’t say I’m surprised to see they can’t tell the difference between news and SNL. Sad, really… for someone who knows so little, Ted sure does talk like he knows something.

  • Facebook User

    “At least she didn’t say there were 57 states”

    She didn’t say that because she doesn’t know that there are about 56 states/territories give or take, let alone all the other knowledge she lacks. if you count District of Columbia, Guam, U.S. Virgin Islands, Northern Mariana Islands and American Samoa, its 56. You might want to do some research on that.

    Also, considering Tiny Fey, and her alter ego, it’s hard to tell the difference when the alter ego is such an illiterate moron with the brain a size of a raisin. Why someone would even defend that lady and think she puts the left into a “psychotic frenzy” is comical… if anything, she makes the left laugh at her because she’s such a joke.

    Why do you think she never allows the media to show coverage of her little speeches she is giving these days? She obviously doesn’t want anybody to see her talk and go off into rants that she can’t even understand. Come to think of it, she does the American people a favor so we don’t have to suffer watching her blather on about irrelevant topics.

    by the way, this is someone that the abominable and trashy carrie prejean sees as her hero… god, what a disgrace.

  • Ted

    ImNotBlue – I’ve said this before and I’ll repeat it especially for you. I never claimed to know anything. In fact I’m a Glenn Beck fan, so the chances I know anything are slim and none. One more time, I’m a Glenn Beck dumb ass. I hope I don’t have to repeat myself, but I might because I’m a dumb ass…damn, I did it again!!

  • tedneb

    .

    Billy Adkins:

    You have a thing for crayons, don’t you? Glenn Beck takes a “crayon approach” to the Constitution. And now Sarah Palin’s book should be accompanied by crayons.

    Well, Bill, crayons encourage individuality, creativity, honesty, innocence, and beauty. Crayons are used by those not afraid to learn. They’re associated with intellectual growth. They help children grow into individuals.

    So I get it. And it’s totally understandable that you, as a liberal, have such utter contempt for them.

  • fanofamerica

    Facebook User:

    You are apparently dumber than Sarah Palin.

    Obama was specifically talking about STATES of which there are 50. And you might want to learn to count before you call someone else a raisin brain. What you have listed in your first sentence only adds up to 55 but you say 56. And nevermind you didn’t include Puerto Rico and several other territories that add up to well over the 57 number Obama used that you’re so desperately trying to defend.

    As you said: You might want to do some research on that.

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