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Yesterday, The Onion Wrote About The Lack Of Deadly Shootings. Today They Wrote An Update: ‘Never Mind’

Jon BershadAug 24th
Multiple Victims Reported In Empire State Building Shooting

Noah RothmanAug 24th
Mitt Romney Details His Solutions To America’s Challenges In ‘What I Learned At Bain Capital’

Noah RothmanAug 24th
Romney’s Nomination May Come Two Days Earlier Than Planned

Meenal VamburkarAug 23rd
Romney Says Another Reason Not To Release Tax Returns Is To Keep Church Donations Private

Meenal VamburkarAug 23rd
Fox News Outs Member Of Navy SEAL Team 6 That Killed Osama Bin Laden

Andrew KirellAug 23rd
Huckabee Backs Akin, Slams GOP’s ‘Systematic Attack’ On Fellow Republican

Meenal VamburkarAug 23rd
Rush Limbaugh: America ‘Could Survive Four More Years Of Obama’

Andrew KirellAug 23rd
Maureen Dowd Calls Paul Ryan The ‘Fresh Face’ Of The GOP’s ‘Taliban Creed’

Noah RothmanAug 23rd
Will GOP Convention Hurricane Overcome Media Blackout Of Ann Romney’s Speech?

Noah RothmanAug 23rd
President Obama Tells Supporters ‘Don’t Boo. Vote!’

Tommy ChristopherAug 23rd
Look At All The Pretty Things The Democrats Promised In 2008 (And Failed To Deliver)

Andrew KirellAug 23rd
Former President Bill Clinton Stars In New Obama Campaign Ad

Tommy ChristopherAug 23rd
Republican Texas Judge Prepares For ‘Civil War’ If Obama Wins Second Term

Andrew KirellAug 22nd
The Whole Truth About The Justice Department’s Targeted Hiring Of Disabled People

Tommy ChristopherAug 22nd
Christian Group Defends Todd Akin, Accuses Republicans Of ‘Political Gang Rape’

Josh FeldmanAug 22nd
GOP Senate Candidate Tells Reporter ‘Go F**k Yourself,’ Apologizes, Then Retracts Apology

Meenal VamburkarAug 22nd
Dan Savage And National Organization for Marriage’s Brian Brown Sit Down For Fascinating Gay Marriage Debate

Jon BershadAug 22nd
Joint Chiefs Chairman ‘Disappointed’ With Former Military Members Over Anti-Obama Campaign

Josh FeldmanAug 22nd
All Major Media Companies Donated More Money To Obama, Says NYT

Meenal VamburkarAug 22nd
Former RNC Chair Michael Steele: Proposed GOP Abortion Plank Is ‘Way Outside The Mainstream’

Josh FeldmanAug 22nd
Rep. Joe Walsh ‘Bothered’ That GOP Won’t ‘Stand Up For’ Rep. Akin

Meenal VamburkarAug 22nd
Politico Reporter Removed From Akin Coverage Over Controversial Tweets Apologizes

Noah RothmanAug 22nd
Right-Wing Radio Host Says Todd Akin The Victim Of A ‘Forcible Situation,’ a ‘Forcible Assault’

Tommy ChristopherAug 21st