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TBT: We’ve Seen This Stupid North Korea Movie Once Or Twice Before

Classic American pastimes ranked in reverse order of (1) fun; and (2) effectiveness at projecting an image of nuclear holocaust-level strength to the sexually frustrated and war-obsessed centrists who bloviate all over the place:

1. Invading Muslim countries and bombing their civilians into paste;

2. Saber-rattling with that pesky Russki bear;

3. Forcing the country to watch this horrifying foreign film every four-to-eight years or so:

But hey, maybe it’ll all end differently this time.

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