The Republican Establishment is clearly lining up to slap down the Tea Party and the rightist elements. Neo-Connery rises again!

With friends like that….

“Here’s one you’ll like, Mitt. Why is Calista Gingrich so ugly?  Because Newt is old enough to be her father!”

(rimshot)

“The good thing about Alzhiemers, Mitt, is that I can forget I endorsed you!”

(rimshot)

“Take my c*nt … I mean, my wife, please!”

(rimshot)

“I got a million of ‘em. Wocka, wocka.”

Obama getting re-election advice from one-termer Jimmy Carter and Romney getting endorsed by a failed presidential candidate. i guess none of the past winners are excited about these two candidates.

Romney to McCain: “STFU, already!”

I don’t know who is more uncomfortable and pathetic…Romney, with not a sincere bone in his body..or McCain, with the same old recycled jokes from 2008…Really the thing about staffers and blood relatives….How old is that?  Not an ounce of enthusiasm or excitement in either one of them….If this is the best they got, it’s 4 more years for President Obama….

Awkward 

I almost feel sorry for McCain.   What a sad, sad, man.     Could he be any more irrelevant?  

What about Romney is insincere?  Has he pretended to have a position that he in fact doesn’t? Or are you just projecting your own anxieties?

Yes. Bristol Palin could be his daughter.

When does Willard not fidget?

Romney is a horrible “actor”.

Irony…having the guy who got whupped by Obama give a rallying cry…to beat Obama!

When he’s firing workers.

Romney is doomed.. The President will easily be reelected.

Mr. romneycare, lefty christie and AMNESTY-JOHN mccain – these RINO TRAITORS stick together (while they stick with their version of d-cRAT socialist ideology).

ITS THE KISS OF DEATH… from mister ……
Ok, not Goldfinger.. but its still the kiss of death. I’m sorry but McCain gave the world Sara Palin. I’m not sure about you but the last thing I would want would be his political endorsement. Good luck MITtens. 

Willard and McCain are a good pair. Mittens is now pro-life and he’s clinging to life

This is satire, RIGHT?

So I’m confused, how exactly has the current president destroyed national security?

If anything that might actually be a strength, Bin Laden and al-Awlaki are two names that come to mind

The Presidents weakness is the economy, thats what you argue, arguing against his foreign policy or national security is like throwing a fastball down the middle of the plate to albert pujols and actually being surprised he hit it out of the park

Getting endorsed by a loser is always a big get.

I just thought of something…

The Republican base is so inept and insipid, because they say they don’t like Romney for being too moderate for them, yet he’s their front-runner.

The reason that’s the case is because the GOP base wants to beat Obama more than anything, and they foolishly believe that Romney’s the most electable.

So..if they’re willing to take a moderate guy like Romney, why do they not bother at all with Jon Huntsman? He’s 50-times more conservative than Romney is, and he can do whatever they think Romney can do in beating Obama.

If the idiots who make up the GOP base think Romney can pull in independents and build a large coalition, despite being a RINO, why not go with Huntsman, already?

These people make no sense…!

I seriously hope so.

Is Dole on board? Lets roll out all the big hitters

Wow, that was really, how I put it, hummmm not funny. If you are going to attempt to be a comic your material should at least pass the 3rd grade test.

Please give me the position this guy won’t change for politicial reasons?  The list of positons he has changed is pretty long, so exactly what does he have left?

He could be Rick Perry’s social studies teacher.

The reason Sen. Jon Kyl from Arizona is not seeking another term is to get away from McCain and his obvious lameness 0_o

Considering John McCain hates Mitt Romney’s guts and will never get over the primary fight of 2008 (just like he will never forgive Obama for beating him thanks to McCain’s pathetically bad campaign), it is rather odd that McCain would endorse Mitt and that the Romney camp would trot it out in such a public manner. McCain is hardly a fire-and-brimstone conservative, and will likely hurt Romney among the Tea Party crowds. They despise McCain for his loss to Obama and his less-than-stellar right-wing credentials. This hurts Romney more than it helps.  www.sunstateactivist.org

Don’t get sucked into the republican fact free world. The new republican method is to just say whatever pops into your head, no matter how big a lie or how wrong. It has become perfectly clear that most conservative voters have no interest in what is true and what is a lie; they just point their hate at Obama and America and nod their head in agreement. Guys like Romney and the talking heads on Fox know this and don’t even pretend to speak the truth with regards to the country.   I mean take a look at the people who are and who have run for president on the GOP ticket? I wouldn’t hire anyone of these clowns to manage the sock shelf at the local K Mart, never mind the leader of the free world, but here we are.

Remember when John Edwards was the frontrunner? I sure do.

you’ve clearly never ran or owned a business

Two (2) of them, Jeff Merrill. The only person I ever fired was for cause.

It’s official, McCain is completely senile.

It’s official, McCain is completely senile.

That’s as funny as someone conservative gets. What about Romney is insincere?  That’s comedy gold I tell you, comedy gold.

that’s how he got elected governor of Massachusetts, he pretended to have many positions that he in fact didn’t!! He is a complete phoney, the same thing will happen if he gets elected (eek) president, his approval ratings will fall to 20.  Well, maybe only  35, it can’t go lower than the percentage of stupid voters.

Once his campaign finally ends, look for Romney to release his new book,  Political Kama Sutra, subtitled I got more positions than that other Kama Sutra book but not nearly as exciting.

That is a video of two sad men, one will do anything to get elected and the other can’t do anything to get elected.

If all businesses were “run” the way Romney and Bain did, there wouldn’t be any jobs left in USA.

During sex.(uh, so I’m told)

well, that makes you a flaming hypocrite. but, we already knew that. a flaming bigot and a flaming hypocrite. Nice qualities, Mark!

Oddly enough Jeff Merrill was the name of the guy caught on camera peeing in his bosses coffee pot……hey, wait a minute.

From your keyboard to God’s in box.

Then, maybe Its the magic unpants that makes him fidget?

Not at all a “new method” for republicans, it’s been the norm for a century or more.

Remember that time at band camp, that girl stuck a clarinet in her…..,just as relevant.

Dole is a board, four hours and counting with that little blue pill he uses.

Sometmes stupid is funny,

Ta Dump Dump …. Cymbal!

I think McCain is use to getting beat by now and has a memory shorter than he is politically.  During Bush’s two terms he had no stronger supporter than McCain who in 2000 was the victim of slander by Bush’s man Karl Rove.  Rove said McCain was a snitch for his V.C. captors during the South Carolina primary that year.

Ya think Mittens has a Mistress does ya now?
 Tex…er… Jeff….. whatever.

Romney should have took the endorsement and then quickly escorted the idiot McCain off the stage.  Not sure who has less brains McCain senior or his clueless daughter.

I hear there’s a nursing home for senile elders with John Mccains new room waiting for him…

While most of what you say is correct he will still beat Obama easily. Well that isn’t entirely true. He won’t beat Obama at all. Obama will beat Obama. The people will not stand for another 4 year of him even if they have to settle for Romney. You really should have run someone against Obama. I might even have considered Clinton over Romney.

Doesn’t this endorsement just remind Republicans of McCain’s own disastrous campaign in 2008? I fail to see how this endorsement benefits Mittens. It reinforces the meme that he’s a RINO.

Funny stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pBHM9XR5Low

If McCain’s endorsement of Romney doesn’t prove to the Republicans that Romney isn’t to be trusted than nothing will.

Reminds me of how uncomfortable McCain’t was when G.W. endorsed him.  Priceless.

I can’t believe McCain lost. 
Seriously, I know the Democrats are pretty sad sometimes, but the Republicans are really in a slump now.  The sadass loser passing the torch to the next sadass loser. 

Romney sure is weird.

The strong smell of Ben Gay caused Mitt to fidget.

The Senator wanted to tell a few “Your Momma” jokes, but he wasn’t sure how many Mommas Mitt had.

Wow, an endorsement by a guy who picked S-a-r-a-h P-a-l-i-n as his running mate. Now there is someone with great credential­s!!

Gingrich still twisting the knife.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/01/04/gingrich_romney_wont_beat_obama_wont_be_nominee.html 

Hey, I like Jimmy Carter, and I WISH Obama was taking advice from him, on climate change at least. If we hadn’t elected that failed actor in 1980, we’d be green energy secure by now & our species wouldn’t be facing extinction within this century.

(We didn’t even have that good a run, as species go. But then, as Carl Sagan told us, a big contributing reason we’ve not been contacted by any other sentient beings from other planets in the galaxy is that the more technologically accomplished a species is, the quicker it reaches the point of killing itself off. So, we’re pretty much a statistic to Nature.).

BTW McCain, who’s either forgotten or is lying, or maybe both, got his facts wrong – again. The “bailout” – TARP – took place on Bush’s watch, not Obama’s.

(So, how good must if feel to Mittens to receive such an endorsement from a failed old coot of a lying egomaniac like McCain? Oh, things are going so WELL for Willard.)

The end of an era and throw backs to the 1950′s. Good-bye to bad rubbish. It’s a new day in U.S.A. teabaggers, love it or leave it.

The last bit of his mind went that night in late summer 2008 when he was introducing Palin to a crowd & couldn’t keep his eyeballs off her heinie.  

What a cartoon of a bitter old man supervising the Mexkins doin’ his & Mitten’s lawns.

I’m sure they’re so, so sorry they can’t count on your support – but they’ll soldier on, somehow. 

But then O, you have to ask yourself…….Why, why did he invite the old fool? Can these Repugs possibly be any more Gilligan’s Island class stupid?

Or the special shirt with the added material over the nipples so the rest of us don’t get unduly aroused in his presence.

Hey, that’s pretty much the best schtick Dole ever did.

Good times …

That may not be the only smell. When they start acting like ol’ man McCain here, you get that distinct whiff of ‘old person’, where they can’t, uh, take care of their own hygiene all that well.

He shouldna oughta pissed on Newt’s morning chocolate covered strawberries. Now Mittens is gonna pay. Newt’s on a mission. 

TM, when a teabager has nothing to say or add, they just wipe the Santorum off their lips and pull something out of their butt.