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Kimmel Doesn’t Think Ted Cruz Watches Porn: He ‘Masturbates’ To ‘Poor People Without Health Care’

Jimmy Kimmel took some shots at Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) over his midnight Twitter fiasco of his personal account “liking” a porn clip.

“If only he done something this perverted during the campaign, he might be president right now,” Kimmel quipped.

Kimmel went over the four theories of how it happened:

  1. Someone on his staff was browsing porn on his Twitter and accidentally liked it.
  2. His Twitter account was hacked.
  3. Ted himself was looking at the porn, his wife Heidi walked in and he accidentally hit the “like” button while he’s trying to get his pants zipped up.
  4. He just said “Screw it, I watch porn in public now. This is who I am.”

The host played a clip of Cruz explaining that an aide “made a mistake” and he couldn’t answer a reporter’s question as to whether “this person will still have access” to his Twitter account.

“Is ‘this person’ you?” Kimmel asked.

He then said he doesn’t believe Cruz watches porn.

“Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care,” Kimmel added.

Watch the clip above, via ABC.

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