So, Alvin Greene was having a bad day. Not only had he been indicted for “communicating obscene materials to a person without consent,” now some annoying reporter from Charlottes’s WCNC was poking around his house. So he did what any normal person would do, he politely asked the reporter to leave and went inside. Then the guy, WCNC’s Rad Berky, started trying to get comments from Greene’s brother so, of course, the senatorial candidate did what any normal person (whose name is Alvin Greene) would do; he sat in the house and screamed “Noooooooooooooo!” as loud as he could. Shockingly, this plan kind of backfired.
I have to say, I feel for Greene here. I understand what he was going for. Many times, when a controversial movie is being filmed, protesters attempt to disrupt the production by screaming and making noise to ruin shots. Unfortunately, when you’re an oddball candidate and a local news crew is asking about your indictment for showing porn to a college girl, these kind of antics pretty much have the opposite affect.
Still though, it’s an easy thing for Greene to defend. He should just tell people he was relaxing by watching the latest Star Wars movie and got carried away.
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