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Glenn Beck Explains How The Media Is Doomed…While Hacking Up A Fish With A Meat Cleaver

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Glenn Beck may have left Fox News and started his own network, but he’s still the same Glenn. By that I mean that he still knows how to use animals to make a point. On his old show, Beck had used a frog and boiling water to explain conservative reactions to President Obama’s agendas as well as a bunny and a chainsaw to explain…um…honestly, I still haven’t figured that one out. On his new show last night, Beck explained to viewers why the media is an “endangered species,” all the while gutting a dead fish.

Ah, the same ol’ Glenn.

Really, I’ve always heard that the media gives special treatment to Obama, but I’ve never fully understood it until I had Glenn Beck illustrate it by popping a fish’s eyeballs and forcing his fingers through the eye cavity. It just makes so much sense now!

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  • Anonymous

    A lunchtime video. Thanks!

  • Anonymous

    lol…..no comment on how insane Beck is? If any other person did this, the person would be branded as a “mad man”. But to Beck’s fans, he is smart. Ironically, they have the nerve to call Obama “the anointed one”.

    What does the fish/carving of fish have to do with Obama, Sarkozy and the press?

  • Paddy O’furniture

    What would Beck know about the media anyway, he worked at Fox?

  • http://gawker.com/5482474/the-mysterious-case-of-toure-praising-raped-slaves-for-seducing-massa Touré’s insane mf cousin Phd

    If only Glenn could have waited one day, he could have called the fish “David Gregory” instead of “Larry”.

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    This absurd video is obvious proof that Glenn Beck is hitting the crack pipe… again!!

  • Anonymous

    Enough time wasted on this clown.

  • Bootch

    If he doesn’t think he is media, what exactly does he think he does for a living?

  • Anonymous

    You sound like the crap he took out from the fish’s belly

  • Nicholas

    I’m sorry, but who is this Glenn Beck you speak of?

  • Anonymous

    lol………thanks for confirming that you are a mentally challenged glenn beck fan

  • AliveStillKickin

    …..and you what he took from the fish’s bowels

  • Anonymous

    Bassomatic!  Really takes me back.

  • AliveStillKickin

    It is easy to say things like that when you are too shallow to grasp what Glenn is saying.
    It’s an analogy and over your little head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Murphy/1788049486 Jamie Murphy

    Think that’s going to put me off fish dinners after seeing that…

  • Anonymous

    The con knows the low IQ’s that worship him need visuals to keep up with his cospiracies.

  • AliveStillKickin

    God I love Glenn Beck….He is just too COOL!!!
    I just marvel at the way he pisses off Progressive Punks.
    Nobody does it quite like Glenn
    God Bless you Glenn Beck!!!

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    Awww… how cute!! A crack addict defending a crack addict!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IC7HRBJRXKA7IKTTZS5W3UIECQ Agent of Truth

    What a complete loser.  Glenn Beck is doomed and he is too stupid to know it.

  • http://twitter.com/mdcdnmf Matthew

    Creepiest cooking show I’ve ever seen.

  • Tony

    Exactly. Glenn who?? I respect the conservative opinion, I like Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham. But Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter are nothing but clowns who insult other people all the time and make up conspiracy theories.

  • Tony

    Glenn Beck is a joke.

  • One pissed off liberal

    Are you a mentally challenged Obama fan?  both terms are synonomous.

  • One pissed off liberal

    Stop with the ad homian attacks.  Obama stopped using crack along time ago….as far as we know.

  • One pissed off liberal

    Are you the time keeper or something?

  • One pissed off liberal

    Dont come out from under your rock dude…its a scary world out here.

  • One pissed off liberal

    If thats the case maybe he will start using three word slogans to garner un-questioned loyalty among his supporters.   Maybe something like “Change and Hope” since the reverse is already taken.

  • One pissed off liberal

    Doomed to success greater than any liberal pundit you can name.  OMG what a horrible fate!

  • AliveStillKickin

     A clever little quip to cover that you have no argument with my statement.
    Another liberal lunch eaten by AliveStillKickin

  • AliveStillKickin

    A tourist
    walked into a Chinese curio shop in San
    Francisco. While looking around at the exotic
    merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike,
    life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no
    price tag, but was so incredibly striking the
    tourist decided he must have it. He took it to
    the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the
    bronze rat?”

    “Ahhh, you have chosen
    wisely! It is $12 for the rat,  $100 for
    the story,” said the old Chinese man.

    The
    tourist quickly pulled out twelve
    dollars.
    “I’ll just take the rat, you can
    keep the story”.

    As he walked down the
    street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist
    noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of
    the alleys and sewers and had begun following
    him down the street. This was a bit
    disconcerting so he began walking
    faster.

     

    A couple
    blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his
    horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to
    hundreds, and they began
    squealing.

    Sweating now, the tourist
    began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a
    couple blocks, he looked around only to 
    discover that the rats now numbered in the
    MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward
    him faster and faster.

    Terrified, he ran
    to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat
    as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the
    millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after
    the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

    The
    man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown
    .  “Ahhh,” said the owner, “You have come
    back for story?”

     

    “No, sir.”
    said the man, “I came back to see if you have a
    bronze Democrat.”
     

  • Anonymous

    And plus he’s got you hanging on his nuts like a human ornament.

  • Anonymous

    Somehow this seven minute clip turned out to be a bigger waste of time than watching 30 minutes of this morons show. Next time Glen, just take the knife, place it to your throat and drag it across slowly.

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    Lol!! It’s your beloved Glenn Beck who is the self-proclaimed drug addict!! He has admitted it several times!!

  • Anonymous

    ?????

  • proud2tbagu

    HAHA! I get it. It’s because Fox doesn’t do news. Even though most of the news stories on Mediaite are from Fox. Unoriginal idiot.

  • http://gregingleright.weebly.com/ Greg

    Beck proves he can badly butcher flesh and facts concurrently.  

  • AliveStillKickin

    Yeah….There’s a mob of loony liberals busting up businesses, shitting on cars and raping hippie sluts  on Wall Street

  • Kid Dynamite

    I didn’t realize this alcoholic old queen was still alive.

  • Anonymous

    Ohhhh, I get it,… you knew I was talking about “Beck”, but you made it Obama. Such a bright “tea” boy!

  • Bob

    says the has-been who got fired and does his show on a website with the vast majority of his aging viewers missing.

  • Anonymous

    Glenn Beck has more paying “viewers” than most MSNBC programs have “see-it-for-free” viewers.

  • http://spacegod.tumblr.com/ spacegod

    Stupid, annoying, and stinky. 
    And so were the fish.
    It probably sounded great on paper.
    “Hey, let’s do that rabbit killing thing again except use fish!”

    A script might help. He really can’t do the same “funny” voice for the whole show.
    Not one new word or idea.
    Which is probably why they got the rotten fish.
    They needed something fresher than their ideas.

  • http://www.facebook.com/olbaldy77 Kyle Lacy

    What? No Luca Brasi jokes?

  • Anonymous

    Beck is hilarious. He’s still on top of his game and hasn’t lost a beat since he left Fox. I rank him up there with Jon Stewart.

  • Anonymous

    So Glen does a fishing show now? Or is he just making some extra money cleaning fish?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VK7U6RFTAUIPW2JR2NGPBP2IYA super

    and before that he worked 3 years at CNN ;)

    But those times as a opinion talk show not as a reporter. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VK7U6RFTAUIPW2JR2NGPBP2IYA super

    fox does news and also commentary too. 

    8pm on is pure commentary. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Weiss/100000817744695 Jeff Weiss

    Hey Glenn, you’re the media too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tony.westover Tony Westover

    Glenn Beck yet again speaks the truth, and the only response by detractors is to try to change the subject or just say he’s lying without actually backing it up. It’s funny how you guys just assume that everyone is as stupid as you are, cuz we’re not. You’re just embarrassing yourself… better people wouldn’t find it amusing, but I’m not better people :-)

  • Anonymous

    and enough time wasted on you

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