Virginia Cops Arrest Man Who Called Them Stoned Asking for Rolling Papers

A Waynesboro, Virginia man who was allegedly high on marijuana dialed 911 in an attempt to get more rolling papers.

According to WHSV, 24-year-old Kyle Dustin Head placed the call to emergency services “in a disoriented state requesting drug paraphernalia.” Waynesboro Police Department Sgt. Brian Edwards and another officer arrived on the scene to find Head “sitting in a parked 2005 Chevrolet pick-up truck which had the strong odor of marijuana emanating from it.”

That Head placed the call that led to his arrest should be enough to file this story in Mediaite’s “Weird” category, but it’s where more marijuana was found that really seals the deal.

Officers found loose particles of leafy plant matter on the dashboard, passenger seat, and on Head’s clothing. According to Edwards’ statement, it was also found “in his right ear.”

It was not explained how the plant matter came to be in his ear.

Let that sink in for a moment before you try to deduce why Head had marijuana traces in his right ear.

Check out the clip above, via WHSV.

[h/t WHSV]
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