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Neil Cavuto Is Extremely Pumped About Fox Business Election Coverage

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Neil Cavuto is having a slumber party, and everyone’s invited. The Fox Business host seemed unable to contain his excitement as he told Washington Whipsers about Fox Business Network’s plans for election night. “I would bring cots,” he warned. “And enough Red Bull to keep you going to at least 2 in the morning.” Steve Forbes and former NYSE Chairman Dick Grasso will be among the night owls burning the midnight oil with Cavuto, who looks to analyze the election results from a strictly financial standpoint. “Fox Business isn’t about red and blue states, it’s about green,” he said, before clarifying: “Your money.”

Of course, ‘green’ has played a large part in the divisive ‘red state-blue state’ landscape, considering that so much attention has been focused on issues of government spending and fiscal responsibility, especially among the conservative Tea Party.

But Cavuto just wants to have a good time, and you can almost hear the cans of energy drinks being snapped open. “I’m going to combine all my drugs with a lot of alcohol seconds before going on the air,” he joked, referring to his multiple sclerosis medication. “It’s all a matter of adrenaline, though I certainly feel it the next day.”

Fox Business ratings have not merited that much enthusiasm of late, however, Cavuto’s supposed pre-show ritual of drugs and alcohol is certain to bring some much desired viewers.

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  • Iris

    If he has too much more “pumping up”
    he will be in competition with roger ailes
    for the best fat bastard look alike!

  • disenlightened

    All the libs here are wondering, “Can I pounce on and make fun of the disabled if they work for FOX News?” Ahhhh, go ahead, you know you want to soooo badly.

  • td7456

    Cavuto is a fat right wing nut!

  • http://Mediaite.com uggugg

    Neil Cavuto, I have read your life’s history on Google. You are not a healthy stud. You have been energized by all the activity on Fox News. I said, Activity, not good activity. Take your present age and guess how many year you have left on earth. Now look at it in months and start checking the months off on a calendar. You should be spending more time with your family. That is why you got the job in the first place. People do crazy things to get lots of money, and then they get stuck in the rut and leave the money for an attorney and whoever, while the go to the happy hunting ground. That is as dumb as politics and their ideas.

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