Kid Rock Claims “Twitter is Gay” with Phallic Imagery

Consummate try-hard American redneck badass Kid Rock — the recently minted brewmaster of American Badass Redneck Lager (ok, we get it) — has had a Twitter account since May, but he hasn’t used it much. He’s only posted  18 tweets to date. Our favorite:

No, I’m not rock. No, I’m not country. I am the white american badass – I am my own genre, 1:26 PM July 22nd.

No seriously, we get it.

This week, Kid Rock told Rolling Stone why he’s never really gotten into his Twitter feed. From Page Six:

It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er … I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.

We can only imagine him continuing: “And if it’s really relevant and really badass, like my beer for example, I’m going to bottle it up and squeeze it in your mouth.”

Mmmmm Dirty boy.

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