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Whoopi Goldberg Tells Audience Of The View That She Travels With Her Vibrator

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Today on The View! Which co-host reveals that she travels with her vibrator in her MAKEUP bag, so as to not draw unwanted attention from the TSA attendant? Which co-host reveals that she eschews the use of a vibrator, opting instead for “this man with equipment.” Finally, which morning talk show loves to share personal sex habits on live television, creating video segments for websites to aggregate in hopes that they will drive traffic?

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  • D L

    God, Colby, why? Why’d you do this to me?

  • D L

    God, Colby, why? Why’d you do this to me?

  • Pete Pitt

    Its lunch time now I can’t eat. Thanks

  • Anonymous

    Classiest liberal this side of Bob Beckel .

  • http://www.IndiaCurry.com Yogi Gupta

    Does she share it with Joy Behar?… Joy is always so joyful around Whoopi

  • ROTFLMAO

    Good Lord!!
    Even the Vibrator would become flacid if it had to face THAT!
    Yuck!!!

  • http://www.storminsmorningjava.blogspot.com/ stormin1961

    has to be the saddest vibrater in the world.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks Colby.

    The comments should be great.

  • Anonymous

    “she travels with her vibrator in her MAKEUP bag”

    She wears makeup? It ain’t helping any!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=707559 Temitope Sho

    love whoopi goldberg. she dont gaf

  • Anonymous

    Too Much Information.

  • Anonymous

    And the vibrator is filing for divorce.

    I guess this explains Whoopi’s and Joy’s chipped teeth.

    Funny, most of them on The View haven’t  seen  a real one in 40 years.

  • Moderate

    Now I know why TSA agents wear latex gloves.

  • NDanielson

    She calls it “Barry 0bama”, and oddly enough named it after Chris Mathews.

  • Anonymous

    Ponder………How’d you like to be that “Vibrator?”

    SCARY.

  • NDanielson

    Now you know why her make-up case is a gym bag that smells like rotten feet.

  • Anonymous

    What color is that vibrator?

  • Anonymous

    No, it’s not a suitcase.

    It’s a seabag.

  • NDanielson

    You’re too quick!

  • NDanielson

    And it is a 20/1 scale model.

  • Holistic

    Phew!!!!! That has to be one disgusting vibe!!!

  • NDanielson

    What time of month is it, and which anti-biotics is she on this week?

  • Ardiva

    Love Whoopie!! She tells it like it is.

  • Anonymous

    Yep, I’m sure something like you would identify with such a deplorable individual.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_M5V6VTQAVLARF7XXO47Z5OCZWM TangledThorns

    Congrats Mediaite, I think you just found a cure for premature ejaculation. 

  • Anonymous

    That vibrator is nuclear powered.

  • Rufus Danegro

    Shut up Steven.

  • Rufus Danegro

    Aw tiny eddie putz tried to make a funny!

  • D L

    Oh, come on Widdle…we’re just poking fun. 

  • Anonymous

    What you talking about, Willis?

    Where is your brother Robert Denegro?

  • NDanielson

    But viagra stock just went up.

  • Gravity’s Silhouette

    Since most of her boyfriends have been white (Ted Danson, Timothy Dalton, Frank Langella), I’m gonna say her vibrator is white also. 

  • Anonymous

    That was actually funny…

  • Anonymous

    Are those guy’s hard-up or what. They must just like that…Ol’e black magic.

  • Gravity’s Silhouette

    Whoopi’s vibrator eyeball-raped the TSA agent, but it wasn’t “rape-rape”, so no charges are expected to be filed.
    And, let’s get real, we all know it was a black, female TSA inspector who wrote the note “Get ur freak on gurl” and taped it to the vibrator. If a man had written the note do you think Whoopi and Joy would be laughing it off as one big joke?

  • TruDat

    Man those liberal broads are gorgeous, aren’t they.  She probably shares a double-headed dildo with Nancy Pelosi.

  • TruDat

    Maybe Whoppi will let you like the frosting off the vibrator after she’s done.  That would be right up your alley (no pun intended).

  • Anonymous

    Nancy’s has Obama’s face on it!

  • Rufus Danegro

    Shut up Steven.

  • Ccrazyhorz

    R U trying to get a laugh, CUZ don’t quit your day job, douchebag.

  • Ccrazyhorz

    Leave it to *The Whoop*. She can always put a POSITIVE to something. She can be serious, and funny all in the same capture. And you are sooooo right! *Whoopi* DOES tell it LIKE it is… and she is VERY DOWN TO EARTH.

  • Ccrazyhorz

    Xpat48, you are so IGNORANT/STUPID so why not just LEAVE this forum…

  • TruDat

    Are you crying while typing?  Did I hurt your little feelings?  Do you have you some love for Whoopi’s pathetic twat?

  • Gravity’s Silhouette

    Is Whoopi’s minge racist for only dating white men?

  • TruDat

    Oh brother, are you a fool or what?

  • Rufus Danegro

     Sorry, you just ain’t funny. There’s still time to get a real job. Be a fireman. Take up the cloth. Do something with your life Steve.

  • Anonymous

    Crazy horse are you a whoopi wanna be? Help yourself to all the Whoppi you can handle.

    PS: Don’t fall in.

  • TruDat

    Ditto queer bait.

  • Anonymous

    Yup you are right. Like to see that one.

  • SNAPTIE 53% taxpayers vs 99%R

    God, i hope she double bags it before use.

  • NDanielson

    So it’s a solar powered vibrator?

  • Anonymous

    I would like to offer my sincere apologies to plastic and batteries the world over for allowing you to be subjected to this indignity and horror.

    The shame you must be feeling,the mocking you will get,the terror you must be feeling.

    I am truly sorry.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Whoopi, when are you also going to use the Makeup?

  • Anonymous

    Being a liberal, my guess is you lack the humor gene.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, stands to reason, no sane male is going to bed that foul creature.

  • Anonymous

    Made by some evil communist corporation in China and sold to WHOOPPPPIE  for her pleasure in America.

  • D L

    Oh, grow up, already.

    There’s only so much you can do with a joke that’s been beaten dead for hours…

  • Jason

    He did make a funny, negro.

    Btw, why do you have such a racist screenname, anyways?

  • Jason

    Not since Joy chipped a tooth.

  • Jason

    Another one of your unfuckable liberal hag friends threw a fastball right down the middle. You expect us not to hit it out of the park?

  • Jason

    You need to develope more appropriate role models, dumbass.

  • Jason

    You also need better role models… what the hell is with Democrats and worshipping semi-literate racists?

  • Jason

    Are you kidding? Those old italian broads hate black people with a passion. Her support of Zero is 100% politically motivated. You know as soon as she’s alone behind closed doors, the racist tourettes come out, guns blazin’.

  • Anonymous
  • http://twitter.com/Ariuszme Ariuszme

    1) TMI … T…. M… I

    2) would you please stop trying to make these idiot women relevant in any way, shape or form ?

  • Altollew

    A blind man walked by the bag tipped his hat and said good morning ladies.

  • Anonymous

    TMI!

  • AliveStillKickin

    How does Whoopi squeeze Rachael Maddow into a makeup bag?

  • MsFoxyLady

    Will Greta Van Susteren share her intimate packing details, which no doubt, include a Sarah Palin blow-up doll.  

  • AliveStillKickin

     Her “yowza” vibrator is the only one who asks “When will I see you again?”

  • AliveStillKickin

     Her “yowza” vibrator is the only one who asks “When will I see you again?”

  • AliveStillKickin

     Can vibrators contract V.D.?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZIQS6YEA47QFXGOR4JWUBU2QRM Shark City

    Should’ve been Rufus De Niro

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZIQS6YEA47QFXGOR4JWUBU2QRM Shark City

    Whoopi uses and Behar clean

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZIQS6YEA47QFXGOR4JWUBU2QRM Shark City

    There goes dinner, thank you very much!

  • jelliebean

    You own a vibrator that goes flacid? Get your money back girl.

  • Brincar

    Mrs.El Rushbo travels with The Black Walnut model.
    Sarah Palin has the NBA today model

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZIQS6YEA47QFXGOR4JWUBU2QRM Shark City

    “Another one of your unfuckable liberal ”

    What if she’s the last woman on earth and your dyeing in couple of hrs and you both happen to be in a liquor store, still no?

  • Altollew

    She gives new meaning to ” riding her broom”

  • Hyperbolic Chalkboard

    it is to prepare you for tomm’s bombshell….glenn beck will admit that he’s getting a vibrator because pat and stu have neglected him

  • Sermaus01

    Don’t blame her, no respectable man would dare to do her

  • Anonymous

    She has to carry a vibrator, I mean, out of those five women, only two get laid, little Elezabeth and Barbara, the rest are dog meat Leftists that no man would touch, especially that big mouthed horribly ugly redheaded Skank, Joy!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t watch the View, but every clip here seems to center around post-menopausal women discussing their ‘change of life’ issues. Too much information!

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