CNN’s entirely non-ratings driven decision to allow to debate radio host and noted conspiracy theorist Piers Morgan on the issue of gun control, we dove into the archives to find some other examples of Jones’ brand of reasoned and informed commentary. It would be malpractice if we did not share some of the gems we discovered down that rabbit hole. Here are nine of Alex Jones greatest hits. Alex Jones
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Alex Jones Loses His Mind: 'You Ruined My Life, You Sons Of Bitches'
In this clip, Jones breaks down under the strain and pressure of being the sole voice of reason amid a sea of sheep. He directs his fury at a number of ill-defined sources who he blames for ruining his life, and who he suspects will one day murder him.
Alex Jones Yells At Nuclear Regulators And Environmentalists: “1776!”
Shortly after the Japanese tsunami and the Fukushima nuclear disaster in 2011, Jones went off on nuclear regulators and environmentalists who he blames for downplaying the threat posed by radiation and nuclear power. “1776,” Jones yelled at them, after a rant against tyrants “jumping around like fairies.”
Alex Jones: 'Everything Is A Lie,' 'Hell Is Coming'
Here, Jones discusses his theory that literally every single terror attack or mass shooting is planned and conducted by the United States government. Jones predicts a series of future attacks which will create the political impetus to invite foreign troops to occupy American soil. “Hell is going to be unleashed,” Jones predicts. “That’s part of their plan too.”
Alex Jones Exposes Secrets Of The Royal Wedding: ‘This Is A Tyrannical Group Pushing Eugenics’
Jones outlines the history of the House of Windsor – originally a Germanic family which has held the British crown since the 19th Century. He says that the royal family is also behind global corporatism which is part of the New World Order. He becomes frustrated with Americans who do not appear to hate the Royal Family as much as he believes they should.
Alex Jones Cries Over Global, Corporate Child Kidnapping Operations
In this clip, Jones breaks down emotionally over the “torture” families who have experienced corporate-directed child kidnappings. Like, really breaks down.
Alex Jones, Peeved At Tailgating Cops, Accuses Police Of Injecting Mercury Into Their Children
Jones was apparently tailgated by a member of the Austin Police Department and is still upset by the incident. He raves at the police, accusing them of not caring while they consume “fluoride water” and shooting up their children with mercury. He says most police he encounters no longer have any “electric liberty” in their eyes.
Alex Jones Blows Up At Caller Who Challenges Him For Profiting From 9/11 Conspiracies
Here, a caller challenges Jones for profiting off his various books and films in which he alleges conspiracy theories surrounding September 11, 2001. He proceeds to defend his financial operations, and plugs his books and movies promoting 9/11 conspiracy theories.
Alex Jones Furious With Caller Who Accuses Him Of Blowing ‘Things Out Of Proportion’
Jones mocks and derides a young caller who accuses him of blowing “things out of proportion.” Jones goes on to lambaste illegal immigrants who “openly talk about taking over this nation." Jones ends by observing their conversation was an “insult to humanity" because his “brain never wired properly.”
Alex Jones Yells At Caller Who 'Worships' Government: 'Shut Up, Slave!'
Jones takes a moment to poke fun of himself with a trademark overreaction to a caller. At least, we think it’s a joke. After viewing a selection of Jones’ work, it became impossible to determine when he was being facetious or genuine.
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