Folks, some dares you just don’t do. I learned that in third grade when that tack I left on Mrs. Steinblatt’s seat helped me get get grounded for a month. A mailman in Wisconsin learned it this month, at age 52, when he was dared to deliver mail naked and did. Yeah, he’s arrested now.
From the Associated Press:
“A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed “stressed out.” But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn’t such a good idea.
A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile.”
There are really so many unanswered questions here. Like, how many people worked in the office? Did he at least position his mailbag strategically? Is it possible that he watched a porn movie about a sexy delivery and mistake it for a documentary?
Whatever the case, there’s a clear lesson here. You don’t have to do everything someone dares you to do. And, mailmen, you should probably stick to just delivering mail, even if you have more of a passion for something else. Like being naked. Or tacos.
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